March 8 2014, 4pm
...5 hours ago
this is literally the most offended I have ever been in my entire life
what the actual fuck
Let me break it down for you, because I had people witnessing my outraged cries of disgust when I took this quiz.
The result I got for this quiz was ‘The Stag’, and with the following description:
You’re brave and fearless, and your greatest asset is your ability to love (even in the darkest of times). Sometimes you get a bit hot-headed and impatient, but your friends are your source of peace, getting you through the good and bad. Your Patronus takes the form of a stag, the same as Harry Potter. In other words, you are The Chosen One.
Just like Harry Potter. Let’s neglect the fact that this patronus also belongs to one James Potter. James Potter, who stood bravely and fearlessly, unarmed in the face of an evil man to buy his wife and child some time to get to safety. James Potter, who would have done anything for his friends, including taking the risk of brewing and taking a complicated potion illegally to make his friend feel a little less alone. Whose ability to love his wife, despite the political controversy a relationship between two people with their very different blood statuses would have been at that time, allowed him to stand strong in the face of the war they fought.
James Potter, like you say a person with a Stag patronus supposedly is, was hot-headed, and because of that, you are going to punish him by deeming him worthy of being hexed alongside eight people who were involved in a terrorist movement on the physical, acting level and a heartless woman who punished children for not allowing themselves to be brainwashed by a government that was all but run by that same movement? For being hot-headed and engaging in bullying behavior as a teenager with someone who not only reciprocated the behavior regularly, but who allowed that behavior to govern his character and actions for the rest of his life?
Why don’t you take a hard copy of the Order of the Phoenix and shove it up your ass. Maybe you’ll take it in better that way than when you supposedly read the goddamn book.
Never in my life. Jfc.
March 7 2014, 11pm
...22 hours ago
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.